Hornchurch Cricket Club
Player Profile
Chris James
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| Hornchurch Cricket Club | Established 1783 |
| Player Profiles |
| Date of Birth | 23-09-1966 |
| Nickname(s) | Jamesy |
| Cricket Role | Bowler - Very Very Slow |
| Previous Team(s) | None |
| H.C.C. Debut | About 4 or 5 years ago, |
| Highest Score | 57 |
| Best Bowling | 6 - 21 |
| Greatest Cricketing Moment | Having a wee at Hainault Rec (on the pitch) cos it's a c**p ground. |
| Worst Cricketing Moment | See above. Almost got caught. |
| Cricketing Heroes | Mark James. (Keep an eye on him) |
| Favourite Ground | Coopers School Astroturf. |
| Worst Ground | Met Police (Home Ground) |
| Hobbies/Interests | Drinking, Smoking & Fornication. (All at the same time) |
| Funniest Cricketing Moment | Rolling the square after diving for a caught & bowled. (Fat Git) |
| Pet Hates | Kids - Rudness |
| Any Superstitions | Never eat yellow snow. |
| Favourite Music | Floral Dance |
| Favourite TV Show(s) | Debbie Does Dallas. (The serial) |
| Favourite Actor/ Actress | Debbie |
| Favourite Film | Debbie Does Dallas. (The film) |
| Favourite Food | Pies |
| Favourite Drink | Coke (Fat) |
| Newspapers/Magazines Read | The Sun - Hustler |
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